Chinewawa

A Chihuahua from China

Madi: Hey mom can I get a chinewawa
Mom: a what??!!
Madi: a Chihuahua From China

glossy burito

A condom over a fat burrito that you insert into the anus or the vagina.

Omg I hade sex with Brittany last night.

Oh that's cool man I did a glossy burito with Stacey this morning.

Somanalgli

When you makes the bed collapse from eating too many takis.

Emilie and Hannah are just sitting on the bed eating takis.... when suddenly the bed collapses.

Hannah: “emilie you’re somanalgli”.