Deuce Juice

A beer which, upon consumption, gives the consumer the ability to score twice in one night.

Tastes like victory and Timbers' tears.

"Hey Mary, want to get some Deuce Juice tonight before the party?"
"Yeah Vinny, I heard it helps you score twice in one night!"

Looking back on the last 90 minutes, Liz started to realize her scoring ability with Deuce Juice.

14👍 6👎