Proton

A car I would never ever be seen in. The Satria GTI is a weak excuse for a performance car, regardless of its Lotus underpinnings. People who own one and drive like it has poke are fags. A pushbike has more street-cred than anything bearing a Proton badge.

A: "Hey, I just bought a Proton Satria GTI"

B: "Are you serious?"

A: "It's tuned by lotus and has Recaro seats!"

B: "It's a chat car. I'd rather walk, you sad wanker"

21👍 15👎