Lying Camel

A woman involved in a relationship with someone who's occupation requires them to be out of town for periods of time or lives a distance away, but has sex with others as soon as he leaves town.

Lucy; “Your girlfriend left the bar last night and went to a hotel with a grease-ball.”
Charles; "But she promised me when it came to sex she's like a camel!”
Lucy; “Wow! What a lying camel!”

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