SSOP

Acronym for "short-stack-of-pancakes", a.k.a. a vertically challenged man.

That guy from the club was cute but he was a SSOP. Dude, Erin always attracts the SSOPs.

manity

Vanity - to the excess - in a man. Man + vanity = manity

If your man can't help himself from looking at his reflection in every shiny surface, from a store window to the new wax job on the car, he suffers from a severe case of manity.

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birdy-chest

A man who is so skeletal that his ribs and sternum are easily visualized; a concave chest.

Ooooh, that dude is cute, but I fear that he may have birdy-chest.

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T-RASHED

Intoxication above and beyond the call of duty.

Man, I was so T-RASHED last night I don't remember the drive home from the bar. I got so T-RASHED I don't even remember who I slept with.

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