A mirror in the exact right lighting that makes any human being look hideous. We all have this mirror.
I looked at myself in the mirror and i thought i looked great, I looked in my truth mirror and it was a completely differant person. said Gertrude
I wonder if Megan Fox looks good in a truth mirror? Martin asked
I doubt it no one looks good in a truth mirror. Replied Trevor
The rare time that you shit yourself, cum and throw up everywhere simultaneously. Not regularly seen but usually occurs because of a large orgasm that causes you to shit yourself and out of such disgust for yourself you start throwing up.
Mate I hit the trifecta last night Iรขยยm at all time low
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When one has nothing to do but masterbate a lot.
"Man, this holiday was so boring, all I did was stay at home and bingeterbated." said Garry
"Last night I bingeterbated so much that I beat my record of 12 times in one day" said Phillip