Vibe

Get your PE kits ready as the teachers bark at you to get changed. The changing rooms did not pass the vibe check, with rats feasting on mouldy food, and rusty old showers that no one dares to use. Enter the “fitness suite”, the only kind of exercise happening here is students mouths, the sports hall isn’t much better, as students challenge each other to launch balls as high as possible to hit the ceiling and knock down lights. The overly enthusiastic PE teachers are vibing whilst students sneak phones into the lesson and even face time their friends. Sometimes, they are forced to wear bibs that haven’t seen washing powder in a good few years, make that a decade. The try hards suck up to the teachers whilst half of the class skives and stays away from the vibe.

Boomers love to vibe at WMS