ACETYL­SERYL­TYROSYL­SERYL­ISO­LEUCYL­THREONYL­SERYL­PROLYL­SERYL­GLUTAMINYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­VALYL­PHENYL­ALANYL­LEUCYL­SERYL­SERYL­VALYL­TRYPTOPHYL­ALANYL­ASPARTYL­PROLYL­ISOLEUCYL­GLUTAMYL­LEUCYL­LEUCYL­ASPARAGINYL­VALYL­CYST

The longest written word. The scientific term for tobacco.

ACETYL­SERYL gives you lung cancer.

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Festival Pussy

Stanky smelling vagina

I just remembered the term - festival pussy. My friend and I were dancing at a wedding (
and all of a sudden she stopped and said, "I'm not wearing any underwear and I just got a whiff of festival pussy. I hope it isn't me!" We later determined it was the hipster DJ's BO.

Banana Slug

The male version of fried eggs.

He pressed his naked dick against the store front window, giving the crowd a full banana slug.

Emoticum

A smiley-face or other design you draw on your lover's back with your semen.

She wouldn't let me nut on her face, so I made a huge emoticum on her lower back.

fingina

a cut or other abrasion on one's finger that looks like a vagina

As his cut began to heal, his pinkie became a fingina.

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Munt

Male cunt

That guy is acting like a total munt to the waitress.

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