when your partner shoves a end of a guard rail up your ass while making monkey noises
that new under gunder thing feels kinda weird.
A stepper designed to hold your partner in a proactive position so you can can exercise while fucking
i recently bought a new exercise machine called a pegger stepper
The most fucked up fever FISH you'll ever have.
Credit to The Partygoers!
Person 1: Hey dude. You, Me, FISH Station
Person 2: YOU, ME, FISH STATION. What are we getting for dinner? FISH OF COURSE! UH OH, there was a Fish inside of our FISH. We black out and wake up in a FISH, we're surrounded by fish, FISHY FISH, you know what that means! FISH! The stench draws in a FISH, what are we gonna do? We're gunna fight it, FISH fight, FISH handed, FISH... naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the FISH after we beat it in a FISH, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE FISH? UHHH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as FISH, then I turn into a FISH, fly into the FISH, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a FISH, WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a FISH, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE FISH, AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE FISH IS KICKING IN! PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPALOAOFLAOFFALFHRHRAHROAHAHHAHRHARHAHHAHAHHAHEHAHA
you and your partner begin to dance on the bed while balancing an egg on your head and if it falls your girl proceeds to suck you off and you repeat the process until she makes you cum.
do you want to do the hokey chokey 2.0
a sex position in witch a couple lay in a L shape and the both go from the L shape into a straight line.
Me and dis hoe the other night did this thing called the galaxy z-fold position. dat shit was crazy
chock in the shape of a cock that cums when being used
bro i just got some new cock chock lets do some drawing