vagician

A woman who uses her vagina to surrepticiously hide objects for the purpose of smuggling or entertainment.

Inmate 1: "Yo man, I need to get out of this place. Do you know a master vagician who can sneak me in a shank?"

Inmate 2: "Nah, but I can ask my sister, she's got a huge vagina."

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