Tara update

When your mate keeps bringing up his girlfriend non stop, even though nobody cares about what she says or does.

Person 1: “So me and Tara were thinking about-“
Person 2: “beep be beep beep be beep ooo time for another Tara update”

Pineapple

A common code name that teenage girls use to talk about their crush when they don’t want other people knowing who that person is.

Girl 1: “Omg look over there it’s Pineapple”
Girl 2: “Stop omg he’s gonna notice we are starting at him
Girl 1: “Omg he’s totally starting at you right now”
Girl 2: “Oh shit do I look good”
Girl 1: “You look stunning don’t worry”