couric

A Couric is a measurement of fecal matter which was highlighted
in an episode of Southpark. It is believed that the common denominator of all conversation can be boiled down to poo thus is very helpful to know the proper units of measurement.

16 (Ann)currys = 1 (Jane)pauly
16 paulies = 1 (Katie)couric
7 courics = 1 (Al)roker
14 rokers = 1 (Meridith)vieira
28 vieira = 1 (Matt)laurer
112 laurers = 1 (Gene)shalit
364 shalits = 1 (Deborah)norville
2240 norvilles = 1 (Bryant)gumbel

a unit of measurement of something of no value or worth, measurement of something that is pointless much like the content of morning news programs. Most countries use the simpler decimalised system of measurement

100 (Joan) lundens = 1 (Charles)gibson
1000 gibsons = 1 (Dianne) sawyer

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