Lirr

Clean, fresh, comfy, neatl’e fast and on time train system that runs to and from nyc and Long Island with their cool trains like their c3 bilevels and M9 emus

A) the lirr have some nice trains.
B) that train was amazing OOUY!

brachium Flatulence

Brachium Flatulence is where you put your mouth on your arm or someone’s arm and then blow from the mouth (like you’re blowing a trumpet or clarinet) creating a fart like sound as you blow.

Today, at a typical tedious physics class, our lame teacher was teaching momentum and I was so bored that I just let go a brachium flatulence on my arm, all of my classmates laugh and thought it was a real fart since it sound just like an actual fart. And then the teacher came in a very mean way telling me to stop farting in class and as I kept telling him that it’s Not a real fart and it’s brachium flatulence but he still ignore me and send me to detention. For a 28 year old man, what an old geezer can’t take on a funny joke. Man I felt like kicking him in his weenie so bad for sending me in detention 😡

Budd Metroliner

The metroliner were EMUds (electric multiple units) build by the budd company (the same company who build the R32 subway car) which built in the late 60s, it was designed for first-class, high-speed service between New York City and Washington, D.C., on the Northeast Corridor. They were designed to go to speeds around 150 MPH, making them America’s first high speed train. They were owned by the Pennsylvania railroad (PRR) in 1967 then by Penn central and then by Amtrak in 1971. Due to their poor reliability they are converted to NPCU cab cars, (you can find them on the Keystone Service, Valley Flyer and Hartford Lines where they look like ordinary amfleet coaches but with the front of the cab car painted in yellow and black stripes). And thanks to the metroliners, this is where the airplane styled amfleet coaches were based on.

Leah: I rode a weird Amtrak train today on the keystone.

Cordilla: why is the train weird?

Leah: is This train that looks like the coach but with a yellow and black face.

Cordilla: ooohhhh I know what you’re talking about, it’s the budd metroliner cab car. They were converted into cab cars because it’s unreliable like a Maserati

Leah: they look weird but I like them, and that little history you told me about them me like them more

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Boaster Idiot

An asshole, especially a rich one who brags about his stuff/lifestyle like his house, his clothes, his vehicle, his body, his job, and he usually brags to people especially poor and under-average people

Boaster idiot: look at me I have $8.7 Billion and I have a computer tech job that pays me every week, and I have 6 mansions around the country, and I drive S Classes, G wagens, Lamborghinis and Ferraris. And I have 3 wives,

and I wear Gucci branded stuff and I have big ass muscles ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

Me: I hope people at ur job find out you are a drug dealer and then they fire you and you have no job and become homeless, sheeesh I hate these rich boaster idiots

Via Rail Canada

VIA Rail Canada is the national passenger rail service of Canada, established in January 12 1977 as a Crown Corporation to provide intercity, regional, and long-distance rail transportation. It’s sort of like Amtrak of Canada. It operates across a vast network that connects major urban centers, rural areas, and remote communities, offering a sustainable, accessible, and comfortable alternative to other modes of travel across Canada with its routes like the Canadian, Corridor, Ocean, Skeena, Hudson Bay and albiti Routes with its interesting Rolling stock like the Famous old Budd RDC diesel Multiple units, the Renaissance coaches (that was intended use for the canceled proposed Nightstar service from the UK to continental Europe) and old Budd cars from the 1950’s that was inherited from the Canadian pacific railway.

“I love Via Rail Canada, I love their interesting rolling stock like the Old Budd RDC and the 1950 passenger coaches. And the sceneric view of the Canadian”

Minion

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I don’t what what creature is a minion but they’re from the animated movie “despicable Me”

Toyota

Things that will break down eventually

People should shut the poop up with Toyotas that they never break down, because they do