Battalionized

When a person is moved to a U.S. Army battalion level staff position and begins to come up with ideas they used to think were dumb. The individual will also start coming to work 50% less than they used to.

Example:
Hey man, why is Johnny being all Battalionized about this training?

Example 2:

Hey man, where's Johnny? He isn't at work

Yeah he's being all battalionized today.

Divisionized

When an officer in the U.S. Army is sent to a position on a Division level staff and begins to hate his former co-workers. He also stops giving money to people.

Example 1: Soldier 1: "Hey have you guys talked to Vince lately?"

Soldier 2: " No he's all divisionized now. He doesn't like us"

Example 2: Soldier 1: "Hey did you ever get that Double Captain money that Vince promised you?"

Soldier 2 : " No. He's all divisionized now and won't pay up."

Drippy Dick

A slang term for Syphilis; a disease typically contracted from sexual contact with a person of questionable mental capacity.

Hey man, did you hear about how Johnny got drippy dick from the crazy lady who lives across the street?

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Waffle House

What happens behind the Waffle House, stays behind the Waffle House.

I'm going to take this lady of the night behind the Waffle House.