LGPA

An individuals Life Grade Point Average. It bases itself on the current collegiate GPA scale (0.0-4.0). Essentially, it is the numerical value of your life making failing at life easily discernable from success.

Guy1: "Yo, last night I got wasted and slept with some dirty bird."
Guy2: "Damn, son, your LGPA is going to take a hit for that."

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