swag disease

when you way too lit got too much drip way too rich fuck all the bitches a straight up rockstar

"bruh whats gotten into you?" bitches love me man i got swag disease

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Corona virus

Something I can't get cause I'm not old enough to drink yet

I heard the corona virus started when a man fucked a bat in wuhan

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ohmygodtheykilledkenny

what usually is said after your friend in the orange jacket dies or gets killed in some unusual way

"ohmygodtheykilledkenny!" you bastard1

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Lock-in-the-sock

Lock-in-the-sock is what happens to ex mafia now snitches not sayin names but you whitey bulger

"Bro u hear what happened to whitey bulger?" Yea man he snitched and got the old lock-in-the-sock it's crazy these days

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bitch

u a bitch if u dont accept this definition

bitch bitchbitchitch

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oof

off is kinda like ohfuck but u dont want noone to know u cussed

oof i forgot to do my homework
oof my condom broke
oof im gonna have kids
oof i left my grandma at the stripclub

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Water isn't wet

Water is not wet before you jump I. The pool are you wet or dry? You are dry. When you jump in the pool and your body is fully submerged underwater can you really tell whether or not you're wet? No you are not wet til you get out the pool and oxygen hits your body then you are wet

Water isn't wet brush yes it is says who says me we aren't gonna argue bout this shit right niw

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