Tina

An all around uh-oh girl. Capable of demented thoughts and behavior, all perpetrated behind a calm demeanor and a normal facade.

I once met a Tina whom I thought I could take to meet my parents: until I found videos of herself pissing like a dude into urinals.

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Tina

Only fools fall in love. Tina is a sexual Goddess but she’s spreading that shit around. She’ll take a gangbang and sleep in your bed that night. A scorned woman hath no fury. She may as well be the inspiration behind that. She’ll deny her own daughter her father if she feels personally scorned. A hot blooded, cold blooded sexual goddess of the night capable of making you orgasm 4 successive times with her unquenchable appetite for cum, but then going out and fucking the neighborhood. When pregnant, will not even slow down smoking or taking adderall and will then use her family to seclude the child from the father. The family knows this is the only way that Tina will ever have the respect of her child (wo the father in the picture). But little do they care for the child’s rights to know her father. A Tina cannot think for herself and therefore loves life through decisions made for her by others. A sexual goddess who will make you pay for your sin like Eve of old.

Hey, watch out, there’s a Tina. What she’s capable of is legendary cold blooded shit. Better to go home and go batin’ than to sell your soul to the devil.

Denelle

Quite possibly the sexiest, smartest girl in the known and unknown universe. Has the power to unintentionally cause a dudes suicide. Is the fantasy come true for any dude. Is so hot, smart, positive, capable, classy, sexy, talented, seemingly nice, will make your heart swell with love.

Finding a Denelle can be a fantasy come true as well as a curse. You’ll be deeply, deeply in love when she might decide to ghost you. And so it goes in a million songs and poems; better to have love and lose it than never having love at all. But a Denelle will leave your heart in a pile of smoldering ruins, gaily skipping away while thoughtlessly flicking the match into the muck, not calling the fire department so that your heart is burned beyond recognition.

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Denelle

The most beautiful and intelligent woman in the world who is capable of turning a man’s heart into a smashed out, hollow wreckage site

Don’t ever fall in love with a Denelle unless you’re ready to become half the man you were before you met.

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Cliche conflict resolution kevin

A person who attempts to resolve being bullied by trying to initiate a conference of bully, bullied, and a third party.

Don’t be a cliche conflict resolution Kevin. That’s worse than being an anonymous Andy.

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Minnesota Tina

A Latin derived term meaning: An oversexed girl who gets her self esteem from sexual encounters, including group and lesbian sex. Is willing to ruin her own child’s life to prove a point; however, can’t/won’t see it that way.

If you find a Minnesota Tina who knows what to do with it, run as fast as your little legs will carry you.

Minnesota Tina

A girl that can be found in Minnesota, usually going by the call sign Tina, who engages in group sex with many men at a time as well as lesbian sex, whilst all the while leading her boyfriend to believe he’s the only one. Proof can be hard to find because she is so mentally unstable that she will engage in this sexual over stimulation behavior like it’s just another day. But look for odd bruising and redness on and about the bottom area and if you take off the blinders, watch a little porn, you’ll see exactly what type of slut you’re dealing with. Highly, highly unstable; do NOT procreate with this creature. She is liable to keep you out of yours and her own child.

If you ever encounter an easy Minnesota Tina, don’t let the devil in or else you’ll end up paying with unimaginable nightmares that turn out to be your reality.