allele

1) For a given gene locus, one of two or more slightly different molecular forms of a gene that arise through mutation and that code for different variations of the same trait.

2) A giant octupus wearing a tophat that dances to the music played on the elevator in my garage.

1) "Yep, I inhereted my LONG PENIS allele from my mother."

2) "DUDE! Why did you throw that allele at my face?!"

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mojo

A helper monkey who appeared on Simpsons, episode 5F15 titled "Girly Edition" (original air date: 19th of April, 1998). Spawned a small 'Mojo the monkey' fanbase.

Stop that! You're a helper monkey! This isn't helping!
-- Homer, "Girly Edition"

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Rahnuma

the best kisser in the world.

"she aint nothing but a heartbreaker"

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Snotbox

a nose, no special defining characteristics, simply a nose

There's a booger hangin out your snotbox

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Washa

I am a psycho. Said in responce to a question or request when someone is going crazy.

Emily: Hey Evan, could I borrow a piece of paper?
Evan: WASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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slowbALL

a slowball call refers to one's cue stick gently hitting the cue ball for a slowly moving shot. used in delicate situations. also, a slowbALL call may be made whenever deemed necessary

what should i do?...slowbALL!!!!!

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Badassive

When you are a badass and you're massive

OMG, Evan is so Badassive!!

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