The 0.25x speed gamemode version of Haxball where you have about 7 years to react to moves.
Fantastic for fantastically mediocre players.
user 1: skullie's the greatest slowball player of all time
user 2: alal mon visage
a guy who takes his sweet time to cum during sex even though she is totally ready to finish.
Ughh, fucking Jonny is so exhausting, he always takes so much time! He's such a slowballer.
a slowball call refers to one's cue stick gently hitting the cue ball for a slowly moving shot. used in delicate situations. also, a slowbALL call may be made whenever deemed necessary
what should i do?...slowbALL!!!!!
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snorting a mixture of crushed oxycontin (time release coating peeled off) and cocaine
for the time being, slowballing is the closest i'll allow myself to get to speedballing (mixing heroine and cocaine).
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Slowball is basically somebody who throws a slow snowball at you but it cant make it all the way to you
A car that is a baller car but drives very slow. Mainly due to weak engine or having several years on the neck.
That Slowball is a beauty to drive and see.
a slowballer is an internet word spun off of cornball or goofball. the verb form is slowballing, typically used when someone is being slow in a convo.
jeff: whats weong with bro?
bob: dw bros a slowballer lol
jeff: yoo finally ur back, what happened?
bob: i was tryna explain something to my lil bro but he was slowballin so hard.
jeff: wsp?
bob: i slowballed a convo and now they think im retarded...
jeff: certified slowballer xd
bob: stfu