earl thomas

He is a free agent (unemployed) NFL safety that used to be really good at what he did. He even won a Super Bowl and made some probowls n shit. Recently, he’s made the headlines for cheating on his wife and tag teaming girls with his brother. He also got cut by the Ravens because he couldn’t stop getting into fights with his teammates.

Earl Thomas pissed away a hall of fame career.

madden 22

Madden 22 is garbage just like all the previous ones. People literally spend $60 for a roster update. Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes are the cover athletes for a second time.

Madden 22 sucks, I would never buy it.

13👍 2👎

derek carr

A mediocre quarterback for the Raiders that lacks the talent elevate his team. He also tends to cry and pout when his team is getting blown out; this is a common occurrence.

Derek Carr is not an NFL caliber qb

20👍 16👎

tua tagovailoa

Shitty quarterback that currently plays for the miami dolphins. He is too much of a wuss to throw a deep ball; frequently throws for under 100 yards a game. Tua is the living definition of a “Checkdown Charlie.”

Tua Tagovailoa was a waste of a first round draft pick.

20👍 31👎

drew lock

Backup level quarterback who currently starts for the Denver Broncos. The only reason why he is the starter is because John Elway can’t draft quarterbacks.

I would love to have Drew Lock be my team’s backup quarterback

8👍 4👎

chase claypool

The act of celebrating too hard before you finish the task at hand.

The Golden State Warriors pulled a Chase Claypool when they were up 3-1 in the 2016 NBA Finals

teddy bridgewater

Carolina Panthers quarterback who badly fucked up his knee before and currently plays scared as a result.

Teddy Bridgewater acts like my son who is afraid of the dark.