Lava Guava

An alcoholic drink created in the dark and dusty dorms of Northeastern University. Comprised of two ingredients, this mixed drink is as dangerous as saying every word of Mo Bamba in a crowded party as a white freshman. Part Orange Guava Passionfruit Juice and part Malibu (it’s exact ratio is kept locked up like my boy Tay-K), this drink is best made with stolen ingredients from a specific dining hall on campus. It’s preferably served chilled in a crusty Dasani water bottle. Made by Eric Weiss, the clown of clowns.

Yo bro, have you tried Lava Guava yet?

GoatLord

In the G.O.A.T conversation, everyone fights about who is the Goat. However, who is the Goat of Goats? I've spent time around the internet searching for a word of such caliber, but to no avail. Here, GoatLord is defined. The lord of all goats, the Sheppard to all goats in his pasture, the one who reigns supreme.

You may be goated, but AwexZabob is the GoatLord of MarioKart

Hook and Shoot

The only way to formally address the boys. Sure, you’ve heard of a dap or even the G-Lock, but until you’ve executed the perfect Hook and Shoot you and said boy are not boys after all. Initiated by a slap of the hands which slides into a G-Lock. After this, the index finger is ‘shot out’ to represent the shoot after the primary hook. The handshake is concluded with a sturdy dap and a snap for good measure. Popularized by ya boy big E.

Bro I don’t want to see any of that weak dap shit around here. Lemme show you the Hook and Shoot.