Stick People

anything you want them to be. they can spit fire. they can play any instrument. they can work any weapon. they can kill anyone. they can be killed by anyone. they like bananas. theyre on drugs. theyre fucking ninjas. they are pizza delivery people. they will find you. they will throw you out a window. they will bring you back inside. they will hit your legs with a bat. they will dunk your head in the toilet. they will break a vase and a beer bottle on your face(vase first, then beer bottle).they will shoot you in the left arm. they will rape you. they will build the tallest building in the world and take you to the roof. they will fuck a super hot girl in front of your face. then they will throw you off the building.

Person 1:Hey did you hear?, Joebob got Stick Peopled.
Person 2:Yea, it was all over the news.

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Firing Range

Having a female lay down and a male stand over her, aiming and shooting his sperm at her boobs and pussy.

Person #1 "Hey dude, yesterday i did the firing range on this hooker."
Person #2 "4 realz? Were you accurate?"
Person #1 "Yea i hit my target."

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