god's dick

Anything viewed in nature that resembles a penis.

That hippo's tale looks just like a head and shaft... There it is man...god's dick...

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cocktacular explosion

A Cocktacular explosion is when you're jerking off to porn in a frat house with 12+ other dudes and you all cum at the same time creating a wall plastering explosion.

Man I'm so glad I got invited to Daniels frat party last night! All the bros were there with our eyes glued to the screen, like literally! There was a Cocktacular explosion and I was stuck to the screen!

Confort

Commonly known as a typo, derived from the word "comfort". The origins of this typo is rumoured to be from a person called Gustaf Strauss, or otherwise known as Wolf Claw.

01:04 Wolf Claw: confort yourself X_X