choontie

a term describing something tacky, cheap, or knock off. Usually mexican.

Skyler: Dude, that car has bullet holes & it looks like it's on fire!

(They both walk closer to the car)

Tom: Those are stickers man. That's so choontie.

-A mural of the virgin mary on the hood of a mini van.
-Having to open your door at the McDonald's drive-thru because your window doesn't roll down.
-Spinners on a geo.
-Cooking eggs on an iron.
-Charging your phone at a restaurant.
-Gathering all your change to buy an elote (corn on a cob) and barely having enough.
-Buying (designer) purses from that guy in the corner and telling people it's real.
-Black girls with bleach blond hair.
-Putting a dollar on your BOOST mobile plan, just to keep it on.
-Your neighbor with the bright pink jumpsuit that says BEBE on her butt with the gold jewelry and teeth.
-Washing your clothes with dishsoap.
-Gathering all the little leftover pieces of soap to make one big piece.

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villasani

a haggy

“ugh you’re such a villasani”

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-d

“did you hear about her girlfriend, emily lundwall?”