shit bricks

The natural, although foul smelling, human reaction to something illogical to the max

"What would you do if your mum turned out to be a Albanian horse named Al Broncho Habsil?"
"I'd shit bricks."

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Earl Gray

To teabag, but with great dignity

"Dude i totally teabagged Wilma"
"No way man, she's way too uptight"
"Yeah, it was an Earl Gray"

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riddled

Someone with a large collection of STIs/STDS, usually coincides with lack of standards or morals.

"So I heard Louise slept with three different guys at your party!"
"Yeah, they musta been drunk, everyone knows Louise is riddled"

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Hufftae

Huff-tae(have to) - something which must be done

"Its one of my hufftaes"

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