Hufftae

Huff-tae(have to) - something which must be done

"Its one of my hufftaes"

Earl Gray

To teabag, but with great dignity

"Dude i totally teabagged Wilma"
"No way man, she's way too uptight"
"Yeah, it was an Earl Gray"

riddled

Someone with a large collection of STIs/STDS, usually coincides with lack of standards or morals.

"So I heard Louise slept with three different guys at your party!"
"Yeah, they musta been drunk, everyone knows Louise is riddled"

shit bricks

The natural, although foul smelling, human reaction to something illogical to the max

"What would you do if your mum turned out to be a Albanian horse named Al Broncho Habsil?"
"I'd shit bricks."