90 second ping pong

A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer

Antonym: tantric sex

To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”

castraticon

A way of texting that you're going to castrate someone.

Alternative formattings:

-----/ 3

( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯

SFW version: (✄o ‿ o)✄

1.) Semi-Seriously, Seriously

You're gonna' wish you hadn't done that! 8/ ====D

2. Playfully

A (Male, sarcastically): Down with the Patriarchy!

B (Female): 8/ ======D

A: OH NOOOOO! Not the castraticon!!!

B: CHOOOPSIE!!!