Pooformance anxiety

When someone can’t take a #2 with people around or in a public bathroom.

I’d had serious pooformance anxiety at my boyfriends house. So I went home and sh*t my brains out at my house.

Trashy but Classy

A Pabst Blue Ribbon beer served in a frosty glass with a lemon wedge.

Me in Garth went to the bar to throw back a few Trashy but Classys 🍻it’s an Homagé or as Garth would say Omage

Bertuba triangle

When a girl fucks a guy and then she never see him again…

That girls pussys a Bertuba triangle.

Troughin

Fucking someone that’s having relationship problems cause it’s easy and sloppy

I’m out here troughin in trenches!

Trashy and Classy

A Pabst Blue Ribbon beer N a frosty glass with a lemon

Hey barkeep leme getta Trashy and Classy!