Fondugling

Dipping ones phallus into hot sauce, oil or broth. Usually for some sort of sexual depravity. Other possible uses for fondugling are: painting (with a penis instead of a brush), cleansing (as if soap isn't strong enough), making a penis more inviting (for the man with a unhandsome, scared, too small, too large member or bad personality).

Paul was so 'fuck ugly' and had such a bad personality that he decided, in order to get a woman to touch his penis, he'd resort to fondugling, but, to no avail, instead, the young lady laughed, took a picture of his fully fondugled member, called the police and had him arrested. Paul spent a week in jail teaching 'big Tony' all about fondugling.

Ghost toast

Used to express the opinion or knowledge that a statement or belief is incorrect or purely lies. Often used as a playful and polite substitute for shouting 'bullshit'.

This originates from my mothers' explanation about the smell of toast in and around her home. It turns out that her new neighbours are spreading the notion that, because the street is built overlooking a British civil war battleground, the smell of toast is a remnant of the troops cooking breakfast before the battle a few hundred years in the past. In essence, the smell is described as being 17th century civil war ghost toast.

"All birthmarks on your body are from wounds received in previous lives" stated Linda.
"I'm calling Ghost toast on that one" replied Dan

I smell ghost toast

I'm not taking one more bite of your absolute ghost toast

That's utter ghost toast

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