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1. To be the victim of (un)justified ads sponsored by a super PAC.
2. How Newt Gingrich makes sense of his falling poll numbers in the 2012 Republican Primary. The word refers to negative ad campaign financed by a super PAC that supports Romney. The term alludes to the "Swift Boat" ads that damaged presidential candidate John Kerry in 2004.
Reporter: Do you think you have been hurt by the negative campaign ads in recent weeks?
Gingrich: Hurt? I've been Romney-boated!
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noun. Anxiety that continues after the source of worry has passed.
Although the exam was over, tidal pool anxiety prevented the student from enjoying a relaxing game of split-a-fifth.
1. Noun: A fantasy vehicle designed to help Mitt Romney appeal to the average American. It was designed for Romney after he saw an Amish family riding though central Pennsylvania. The vehicle combines the humble nature of an nineteenth century carriage with the convenience of using blue collar workers as draft animals.
2. When preceding the word "bill," Romnibus refers to a large piece of legislation that helps facilitate vulture capitalism.
Etymology: Derives from Romney and "omnibus," a common mode of transportation in the nineteenth century and a legislative bill.
Person A: What is Mitt Romney doing riding in cart pulled by auto workers?
Person B: That's his new Romnibus campaign vehicle.
Person A: Wow. He doesn't really understand America does he? And those autoworkers look like they're on the verge of death.
1. Verb. Adamantly denying any wrongdoing even in the face of overwhelming evidence.
2. Noun. Lance Armstrong's motto.
Tom's girlfriend found naked photos of her sister on his laptop, but Tom decided to Lie Strong for two more years.
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Noun. A game in which the first person to touch a bill, such as 2013 budget, loses and has to give up something they want to pay for it.
Can also be played with electrical bills, hookers, and bar tabs. It is legally binding.
Person A: Did you hear that that Boehner guy in the Republican party is still refusing to cooperate with President Obama even though it makes his entire party look worthless?
Person B: Don't worry, this is just fiscal brinksmanship. He'll agree to something at the last minute.
Person A: But what if he doesn't?
Person B: Then, I guess we're fucked.
1. The process by which a guy named Colin (like in the movie Love Actually) goes somewhere new and tries to have sex with as many women as possible. Also known as Colinization.
2. To spread an STD.
WARNING: Side effects of colinization include ball-scratching, the motto "Whether in war or love, never pull out," and occasionally a Chimpanzee mating ritual of shaking a tree branch and pointing to the genitals.
Person A: Why's Colin over at the ADPi house?
Person B: He's trying to Colinize.
Person A: Ohhhh, so that's why he's shaking that tree branch at your girlfriend....