stripper rich

having what appears to be a large amount of money in your wallet. But actually it is just a bunch of single one dollar bills.

Man I thought you said you are broke, where did you get that stack of cash.

I wish I had alot of money but I'm only stripper rich till payday.

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freestyle snoozing

the act of relying on yourself to wake up after you turn off your alarm, and not using the snooze button, usually resulting in falling back to sleep. most of the time accidental

Hey man why are you late for work today?

I'm totally sorry, I was freestyle snoozing.