My eyes are bleeding

When you see something you can never unsee, regardless of how much bleach and hallucinogenics you use to try to forget it.

I'm a parent who usually doesn't nose into my kid's business, but, one day, I opened up my son's laptop out of idle curiosity. His browser was open, and was currently on the Google Images page of "Zoophilia." It is three hours later, I have downed THREE BOTTLES OF SNAKE VENOM, and my eyes are bleeding.

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(number here)-timing

A condition where one person is cheating on somebody with a variable number of people. If it's two people, two-timing, if it's five people, five-timing, and so on. Anime characters have an unfortunate tendency to do this, especially males.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear? Apparently, Johhny's two-timing on his girlfriend.
Guy 2: Better than that guy in anime. That guy's 16-timing, and that's not including the 2 girls in the past. (number here)-timing

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