Landin

Very attractive, tall blonde sexy man. Penis is the size of a full grown horses, gets all the bitches with ease. Lost his virginity in 2nd grade and banged his 5th grade teacher. Of course she went to jail but thats not the point. Landin is a pimp, not a simp. He kisses the homies goodnight, and knows that its not gay to fuck the boys as long as you say no homo and wear socks.

Wow, i hooked up with Landin last night. I cant walk properly

Yeah, my homie landin was slurping me like a popsicle last night. Yes, obviously we were wearing socks.

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