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If you like eating that prune poon just hit happy hour at the bar next to the geriatric center. You are sure to score.
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A term that applies to males that fail to follow basic sanitary hygiene after the act of urination. A male is a "Jiggling Jimâ when he urinates, holds and shakes his member (some shake multiple times) then simply zips up and leaves the restroom failing to wash their hands. This is why you should always wash your hands because there may have been several âJiggling Jimsâ before you.
Carl: You know that new guy over at the electronics company?
Erwin: You mean, Bruce? What about him?
Carl: I was just in the bathroom with him. The dude's a Jiggling Jim!
Erwin: Nasty.
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The copious amounts of ass crack sweat that drips, settles and moistens the gusset of one's panties or underwear. Ham Juices leave a wet mark running from the taint upwards to the waistband. Ham Juices are caused by vigorous exercise or routine activity in high heat and humid climates.
Frank: Hi Carl. How was your work out today?
Carl: It was great. Got a good pump. Really had the Ham Juices today though.
Frank: Hope you showered up Brahhhhhh!
Carl: That gusset was dripping wet like a $2.00 crack whore on a Friday after payday.
Frank: Nasty Brohhhhhhh!
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A perfect vagina aka peach with a small, but bushy, tuft of hair above the clitoral area. Somewhat coarse and Brillo like.
I ate Stephanieâs juicy little peach last night and my nose was buried deep in her fragrant peach brillo.
When your girlfriend pulls your grandma's afghan (the crocheted wrap that's thrown over the back of the couch) over your lap and gives you a smooth, loving tug job during movie night.
Roger busted his nut all over the couch after his girlfriend gave him an Afghan Handy.
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A hot chick that is always DTF.
Dana is just pure Deli Ham. Imma get up in dat.
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A euphemistic expression regarding the extreme urgency to defecate and holding it in as much in as possible. Having the pressure of a fecal turd poking itself partially out of the bum hole while trying to make it to the closest restroom.
Roger sprinted down the hall from his desk to the restroom. He has a turtle peeking.