Ol’ Dirty Duke

After picking up a chubby cowgirl at a country bar and shagging her ass all night at her place, you slap on your Stetson, cop a squat and pinch a morning turd in her cowboy boot and skip out the house saying “Adios Pilgram.”

I went back to Wanda’s house last night after the bar closed and before I left this morning I gave her the ol’ dirty Duke. She gonna be surprised when she puts that boot on.

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Pickle Skin

A disease riddled, genital wart covered penis.

That guy I fucked last night had a pickle skin. I may need to get tested.

Doc my dick is all cankered. What is it? You got pickle skin. Will have to write you a script.

Cheese Itch

When you scratch an itch located in a body crack, crevice or orifice and your fingers acquire a cheesy, odiferous smell.

I had a cheese itch. I need to wash my fingers.

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Lab Slap

Two hot lesbians grinding their labias in the throws of hot, wet sex. By hand, by didlo, by scissor or mouth it’s a lab slapping good time.

At 11:00 pm every night the hot lesbos next door start to lab slap.

Although they met at the library to study, Carla took Amy back to the dorm and gave her a lab slap till she came.

Pencil Cheese

Smegma. Penile cream cheese. Knob cheese. Dick cheese. Ripe and typically under the foreskin and around the bellend.

I pulled back my foreskin and spotted a motherload of pencil cheese.

Mustard Tongue

The dirty feeling and slightly off taste left on the tongue after a vigorous session of eating an ass that was not a clean as one first thought. But the heat of the moment kept you in the game tongue punching it like a fat kid eating candy.

Rachel left me with the mustard tongue this morning. Should have waited for her to shower.

That dirty whore I picked up last night was filthy. She left me with mustard tongue.

Hemmed

Suffering from severe hemorrhoids.

No anal for you tonight. I'm all hemmed.

Go get some Prep H and bend over.

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