Can of Whoop Sass

Analogous to opening a can of whoop ass. A dangerous substance, usually found packaged inside cans. When released, can cause a major sass attack to the person it is intended for, and is often used as a weapon of sass. More often the user warns the recipiant of an imminent opening of a can, if the recipient does not act as desired by the opener.

Person 1: "Man you sassed Ms. Shaniqua hard today"
Person 2: "Yeah i opened a can of whoop sass on her ass today"

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Himory

A memory you only remember when you are high.

"I just toked up and remembered where I left my keys. Best himory ever"

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bromaster wordsmith

a bro who is godly at crafting new words to be entered onto Urban Dictionary.

Person 1: "Dude i just thought of another word to add to UD"
Person 2: "You, sir, are truly a bromaster wordsmith. I think thats like the 5th word this week you've added to UD."

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Vockblock

A verbal cockblock. When a bro accidentally tells your girl that he knows something he isn't supposed to.

I was about to get my first asian until your drunk ass vockblocked me.

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brospective

The perspective of a bro, often wiser than one's own judgment primarily because the bro is not involved in the situation.

Friend: yo dude, whats your brospective on that girl in our chem class?

Bro: you've got no chance, you gotta stop chasing her.

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