Mr Parry

A teacher with a very large and shiny bald head. When slapped 3 times a genie will appear and grant three wishes, however, once you try to speak to ask for your wish the genie will interrupt you and give you a detention for no reason. If he does not interrupt you, then the wish will not be granted anyways. You will just be set extra homework.

Person 1: Did you see that supply teacher over there with the large shiny head?

Person 2: Yeah! He's Mr Parry

Bolo Boy

A well known beg round London. He wears the same clothes every single day, so he probably smells. Probably gets bullied at school and appears to have the ability to teleport judging by how he turns up literally fucking everywhere.

"Damn what's that posh noise coming from over there?"

"Oh that's just Bolo Boy"