666 Lust

When a girl only goes out with a man that is 6 feet tall, has a 6-inch dick, and 6-pack abs (mainly effects American women)

Only applies in the USA, Liberia, and Myanmar.

Dylan: Damn that brunette lady looks hot
Tony: Dude, she has the 666 lust!
Dylan: What’s that?
Tony: When a woman only dates men that are 6 feet tall, have a 6-inch dick, and 6-pack abs.
Dylan: Bullshit, I’ll ask her out now
Dylan: (approaches girl) Hi, how are you today?
Girl: (Plays shy until Dylan walks away)
Girl: (starts laughing hysterically and whispers to her friends about him being 5’ 11” and slightly overweight)
Dylan: (to Tony) Bro you were right! I’m sorry I doubted you.
Tony: I warned you, hopefully you’ll learn to notice the signs better.

Ncock

A promiscuous Ngoc.

My ex-girlfriend was such a Ncock

ncock

A promiscuous Ngoç

My ex was such a Ncock

Crimson Climax

When you have unprotected sex with a girl either when she’s on the rag or you pop her cherry

Dude 1: I gave my girlfriend the crimson climax last night
Everyone else in the room: Bruh, you are a fucking disgusting piece of shit

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