ryabnn

Cray hot homosexual, but can be strait when needed. His penis is 5 x 5 and remains mostly flacid.

OMG did you see ryan? Yea hes def a tomato. Sucks for him LOL!!

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robo-tripping

Drinking an entire bottle of Robitussin and being under it's influence. It will cause hallucenations, hyper-activity, relaxed sensations and general crazyness.

Brett drank a whole bottle of 'Tussin and now he's robo-tripping!!!

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polyamorous

Having multiple sexual partners. (Generally all at one time)

My polyamorous friend slept with 20 guys this month.

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Cliffhanger

Feces that defy gravity and remain on your asshole when the majority falls into the bowel where it belongs. Not common, a cliffhanger will appear under the right circumstances (eating beans and watching Sylvester Stallone movies). Cliffhangers are similar to a stalactite in a cave.

Spotting a cliffhanger in the reflection of the toilet, I contract and expand my sphincter in an attempt to pinch it off. Once I realize those actions are futile, I take three sheets of tp, for 3x the protection, and un-mount the cliffhanger.

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Captain's club

Origin: LBI, NEW JERSEY
Definition: The act of getting head, dome, BJ, ETC. while in a boat. The boat does not have to be moving but it is more prestigous if it is.

Ed joined the Captain's CLub last summer.

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i'm rick james bitch

A saying from a very funny Dave Chappelle skit that was great the first oh....200 times I heard it. Now it is an overused punchline that dosn't even make sense since most people under 30 have no clue who Rick James, may he rest in peace, was.

No, you are not Rick James, bitch

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fahrenheit 9/11

(n.) The title of a movie made by Michael Moore. The title is inspired by an older movie and book titled "Fahrenheit 451," about book censorship. The movie consists of real video clips with a narrative voice-over.

The subject of the movie is the presidency of George W Bush and the terrorist attacks in the United States on September 11th, 2001. The movie criticizes many aspects of Bush and his handling of the attack.

Critics of the movie complained that, though the movie uses real video clips, the presentation and editing of many clips is out of context and misleading. Moore and his fans praised the movie as an example of free speach and an exposition of facts.

No example necessary, it's only one thing.

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