squirrel finder

A person who has one eye that is a little askew. When making small conversation with this person it's quite difficult as that one is looking for a squirrel in a tree.

Holy sh*t hot suppa if wasn't for that crazy chicks squirrel finder she might be worthy of you throwing her a bone.

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muck moot

A brown person that works at a convenience store that smells like beef and cheese

I went to go buy beer at skips country store and the beef cheese smell from the muck moot made me gag then I puked in the parking lot