War Pigs

An Anti-War song by Black Sabbath which emphasises how the rich started wars for their own gain, whereas poor people had to fight for their lives in the Vietnam war and die for the elite.

War Pigs has an aggressive guitar riff.

Bright Side

A YouTube channel which posts clickbait videos to gain views only for the viewer to end up watching their ill informed videos consisting of pseudoscience and conspiracy theories.

Bright Side is a YouTube channel which portrays questionable claims.

Sex

Sex is a sensation
Caused by a temptation
Where a guy sticks his location
Up the girl's location
To increase the population
Of the next generation
Did you get my demonstration?
Or do you need an explanation? 😏

Did you know having sex makes you feel as happy as winning £1000,000?

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Winnie The Pooh

A silly willy nilly old bear

Winnie The Pooh

Type 1 diabetes

Basically where your pancreas commit suicide and kill you

Type 1 diabetes means your pancreas quit their job.

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Russian

The accent that will help one become a fugitive of getting their ass kicked.

Gang: Oi, what's up loser

Russian: Zo yo hav chozon death? *speaks in Russian accent*

Gang: Slowly walks away

Russian: Zat's vat I thot

Helloween

If Iron Maiden was power metal

Helloween is like Iron Maiden on crack