Fap trap

When you make a big donation on a sex livestream and then you get a rap song as your special surprise and the woman squirts her biggest piss fuck when the man giving away the song makes his fucking gambling joke.

Holy fuck I love my fap trap.

Happy Fap

When you think you’re the first person to be bit by a radioactive spider and then you go kill someone on acid.

Tryna happy fap me spider man?

Hexaglonic

When you can have sex with whoever you want because you have the biggest penis in the world.

IM ABOUT TO HEXAGLONIC MY 5 WIVES.

Snotty little noserag

A guy that does steroid in a diaper.

My Brody is a snotty little noserag.

Kodak

A can of legal cocaine.

Charge that Kodak.

Relay pass

A public transportation pass from Star Wars.

Bout to take the relay with my relay pass.

Big Chew

The bubble gum the White Sox chew.

Im bout to chew a big chew.