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When you hide underneath someoneâs bed to
Hide from someoneâs mom and then she finds you, tells you to leave and then you say âI wanna get in the closet with you because your my real momâ!
Iâm gonna finger lick this surrogate meeting because Iâm an agent!
When a man or child turns into a dog that has rabies because he or she ate moldy sour patch kids.
Gonna have a Twinkie eating contest for my birthday.
When a male starts begging his father to develop the love sense lush so that he can get apps developed for free; and from the reinvestment, start doing and selling meth out the corner of a bar by the VLT machines.
Capitalist communism may have happened and made example of how losers need to be made fun of when is comes to DFMR, but it destroyed the capitalism Canada so that we needed to make some more fucking office space and give McDonalds a fucking burger robot.
Post COVID-19 Hollywood jokes.
Urban dictionary the card game is coming soon.
When your parents go to Las Vegas.
I got set for life then my parents went.;
When you snort a lot of thick rocks.
Jorden went rocky road tiger tiger and now we are never gonna make cocaine outside of a lab again.
When you work at McDonaldâs and flip a burger one time wonât even say would you like fries with that literally put a pube in the burger and then you fap in the bathroom like a wolf walking retard and then get lost in some washed up swirly covered in shit by your boss tryna lick every single finger off after you get your salt put on top of your own shit then you lick the toilet seat say goodbye to your favourite chair and come back the next day to start a new day.