Bantagonist

Excruciatingly dull human being with the power to suck the fun out of any conversation. Usually manifest in self-interested tossers.

Etymology:
-Banter: To have good, wholegrain chat which sets you up for the day like Readybrek.
-Antagonist: Competitor, opponent, rival.

It's a shame mate, Stacey's real hot but a complete bantagonist. Maybe I'll have better luck with her Mom.

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Face Krispie

1). A Herpetic Lesion of the Face, a Cold Sore.

2). Any scab on the face.

Yeah man she'd've been ok if it hadn't been for all the face krispies.

Damn, I have a date tonight and I've just got this massive face krispie!

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