Facebook Denial Period

The period between when a couple ends their relationship, but neither one of them changes their relationship status on Facebook, thus alerting the news to all their friends.

"Oh man, did you hear Jack and Kate broke up?"
"No? They're still together on Facebook?"
"Hmmm, must still be in the Facebook Denial Period"

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Right Hand Bitch

The person at your job whom your boss always relies on/ gives the best projects too, and who usually pretends to be oblivious to this but secretly loves it.

"Man, there's hardly any work to do"
"Yeah, except for Luciel, she just does the bosses bidding for him all day"
"Yeah, that's because she's his right hand bitch"

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