incumber

To block the path to progress, specifically by lifetime politicians who look out for themselves and their friends.

I'd rather a politician do nothing than incumber us with more needless taxes and regulations.

roksok

A hug given with a wild sense of enthusiasm.

As a noun: Christine was so excited at her new job she laid some serious roksok on me.

As a verb: 1. Rok me sok me, baby! 2. She makes my bones ache when she roksoks me like that.

rokshok

a great big wild energetic hug

Give me some rokshok like you mean it, Christine.

flojectile

The bits of food matter that fly onto your mirror while flossing your teeth.

I need to wash those flojectiles off my bathroom mirror before the Health Department shuts me down.

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slobloggets

Those disgusting little crumbs and bits of dried food that collect in and around your computer keyboard from eating at your workstation. n.

1. Jeff, if you don't clean your workstation, those slobloggets are are going to start growing potatoes.

2. He's the worse sloblogger I've ever seen. (var)

quackle

Noun. 1. A cross between a quack and a cackle. 2. An irritating staccoto laugh.

Verb. To laugh in a cackling staccoto manner.

Did you hear the Senator's quackle during her interview? It sent chills up my spine.

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murgertroy

The urge to maim, kill, and destroy. (noun)

After being turned down for yet another grant, Archie was overwhelmed by a complete sense of murgertroy.