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CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.
Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.
Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.
Doctor: Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?
Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy
Edow Robert is a mythical being from a limited release story by Stephen King titled "The Land Beyond Dreams". In this book, humans' dreams are being controlled by beings known as Edows. These Edows play a role similar to Freddy Krueger, tormenting the humans' dreams and giving them constant anxiety in the "Conscious Land". One major Edow in this book is Edow Robert who is the supreme ruler of the Edows. He takes the form of a twisted teddy bear and haunts the dreams of Billy Knight and most of the residents of Birmingham until they commit suicide.
Person 1: Edow Robert is gonna haunt your dreams tonight and consume your mortal soul for he is the supreme ruler of Dreamland! Mwahahaha!
Person 2: mommy! You said a happy ending story tonight! *Cries*
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A very depressed individual who spends their time listening to master edgelords like Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, Morissey, and Danzig. Favorite movie is the Crow.
Usually wears black, wears the Crow like makeup, sighs constantly, loves the feeling of sharp objects caressing their skin
Some depressed guy: I am a Gothic Dark Lord! Bow down to me and command unto my will! Robert Smith is daddy for dayz!
Some kid: Mommy what's wrong with that man?
Mother: Just some depressed emo kid, son. Don't make eye contact.
The foam extracted from a nursing home patient's diapy wipey after being used for government experimentation aka PSYOP milking.
Edow Robert mentions this in Sahelanthropus Gobb annual bitey bite sleazefest in The Land Beyond Dreams by Stephen King.
Bill Murray: I smell diaper foam! Yuuuck!
David Cross: I was sticking my head in the toilet and singing Nicki Minaj songs, what was that?
Bill: I said I smell diaper foam, goddamnit!
David:Oopsy! Me diapey full daddy!!