Glasgow Picnic

Salted peanuts poured into a bag of crisps, shaken a bit, and then enjoyed.

A delicacy popular in Glaswegian beer gardens and other drinking establishments.

"I'm getting too pissed, I need to get some food."
"What's wrong with a Glasgow Picnic?"

DeMcLettuce

To remove burger lettuce, usually from a

car seat, or from a pair of trousers.

Some form of demclettucing is nearly always required after a BigMac or McChicken Sandwich.

It took me five minutes to demclettuce the seat of my BMW after dropping him off.