An Eevee is a small brown Pokemon who is very cute and shy. But once you get to know it, itâs the most outgoing, sweet, stubborn, happy and confident thing anyone could think of.
It is the living definition of âsize doesnât matterâ
Eevee canât be explained in just one word, it is many things but one thing it isnât, is boring
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Possibly the worst thing in the world, it resembles a prison that prevents you from going home until they say. The guards that call themselves âteachersâ like to pretend they care about our mental health and learning experience. Parents around the globe have been fooled by these guards that limit childrenâs freedom.
Child: do I have to go to school? Itâs torture!
Mum: donât make such a fuss
Child: but they assign us stressful homework and then say they care about our wellbeing!
Mum: oh hush, itâs not that bad. We didnât complain when I was at school
The place that parents send their children to were their rights as humans are stripped from them.
In the moronic cesspit that most refer to school, teachers (who only care about money and time off ) shove random shit down your throat that youâll never remember and hand out punishment if you speak out. The people they call teachers enjoy pretending they care about your mental health and well-being when really they donât give a fresh fuck. They convince the world that they care about the education of children, and have been fooling parents since itâs invention in 1635. And as if 6-7 hours of painful torture wasnât enough, they send you home with more pointless crap to do instead of following your passions.
Dead-ass, if school does anything other than stress people out then let me know
A building were people who have committed a crime go as a punishment for a set amount of time.
Examples of Prisons:
⢠Alcatraz
⢠Azcaban
⢠School
Quirin is a character from tangled the series, heâs protective and always tries to protect his son. He sometimes forgets to pay attention to Varianâs achievementâs and mostly focuses on whatâs wrong. He may not seem like it but he is very caring and just wants the best for the people he cares about. Heâs pretty much your average protective farther, he just wants to help his son but doesnât quite know how.
Quirin: donât go near the rocks! Donât even mention them!
Audience: COME ON QUIRIN! HEâS AN INQUISITIVE KID!
Varian: but dad-
Quirin: I said no! Go to your room!
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If youâre bored then your probably reading this right now. Thatâs right I see you! Get off your ass and do something interesting!
Bored person: *lying face first on the floor*
Me: OKAY TIME TO RISE AND SHINE! YOU COULD PAINT, DRAW, WRITE, CHAT WITH PEOPLE, LOOK AT MEMES, READ FANFICS ON WATTPAD THE OPTIONS ARE ENDLESS! ALL IT TAKES IS YOU MOVING YOUR ASS AND DOING ONE OF THOSE THINGS!