greek salad

when someone covers the toilet with inordinately large amounts of pubic hair in one sitting

I was in the mood to eat a greek salad for lunch but then I saw one in the urinal and got a Manwich instead.

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thumb

(verb) Using a finger to push a small object into your buttocks.

ED: "Hey Randy how can we make this ecstasy really kick in?"
RANDY: "I say we thumb it!"

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