Antarctica

A continent in the southern hemisphere. Argentina will probaly break the Antarctic Treaty and settle it. There is ice caps and barren land. It is not hard to live in. A country in Antarctica would most likely be suceesful.

Someone should settle Antarctica.

19👍 19👎

Maldo-Fest

A house party in Patchogue, NY with adults 25-45 all exclusively employed presently or in the past for commercial gyms. The party is very drug heavy. The host charges you 20 bucks to get in which includes viewing an MMA fight and eating Dominos.

Hey guys, stop looking at the gross sheets. Let’s go to Maldo-Fest!

Zagfest

“Zagfest” also known simply as “Zaglin Festival” is the name given to an annual house party celebrating fitness appreciation. Drugs are almost always used and girls are always welcomed.

Hey Vito! Let’s go to the Zagfest. I heard there’s gonna be girls

corn flakes

Corn Flakes -> Cornelius the Rooster -> Rooster = Cock
Someone who "loves the cock"

"Bob just loooooves Corn Flakes, doesn't he?"

13👍 35👎

paint brush

An instrument used for painting.

I used a paint brush to paint my picture of a grain of sand.

15👍 16👎

World-Wide Access

A slang term made famous in Long Island by Astorian influencer J-Killah. It’s used primarily as a sales pitch when signing people up at a gym. Only the manager is able to grant someone world-wide access because as them being the manager, they could actually do that. Although the term is seen by most as a joke currently, in the past it was a great closing statement. The term is also coupled with a fake voucher discount used by J-Killah and is a 90% success rate when pitched correctly. The salesman must have a shaved head even if they’re not bald, a checkered dress shirt layered with a Black vest, and both hands directly tucked into their pockets to present a layer back “I don’t give a fuck” vibe.

Prospect: “Umm, I’m not sure if I’ll sign up today”
J-Killah: “I’ll grant you world-wide access”